tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life
me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice
my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way.
well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square
(Source: reyohnaka, via itsfinemom)
I love when people say they want a British accent. Like have you heard a Scouser? (Someone from Liverpool). Someone go listen to that accent and tell me if I qualify as an attractive british accented person?
| British person: | I remember when you could go see a movie for five pounds, but I guess things are more expensive now, it's ok. |
| British person: | Ah, remember when it was as cheap to go on a train as on a bus. Those were the days. |
| British person: | FUCKING FREDDOS USED TO BE 5P ITS DAYLIGHT FUCKING ROBBERY WHAT A RIP OFF FOR HALF A MOUTHFUL OF BLOODY CHOCOLATE JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE |
| British person: | FUCK |
